Hello, world! 👋 I’m a passionate developer who loves solving complex problems, often by creating even more complex ones first. Known among peers as a Production Saboteur Extraordinaire, my talent for “unintentionally” introducing chaos into otherwise stable systems is unparalleled. When I’m not busy fixing bugs I accidentally created, I enjoy optimizing code that doesn’t need optimization, experimenting with “just one more feature,” and testing the limits of version control systems (spoiler: they have limits). If you’re looking for someone to add a little unpredictability to your development lifecycle, I’m your person. Break things, learn things, and then break them again—that’s my mantra! 🛠️✨