I’ll start:
Why do programmers always confuse Halloween and Christmas?
Because Oct 31 equals Dec 25 😂

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What's the best programmer's joke you ever heard?

Why do programmers prefer dark mode?
Because light attracts bugs

There are only two hard problems in distributed systems: 
2. Exactly-once delivery 1. Guaranteed order of messages 2. Exactly-once delivery

Why do Java developers wear glasses?
Because they don’t C#

<code>A camel is a horse made by committee.</code>
An auspicious bit of wisdom there.