We’re Moving to a 2-Hour Workday

Kilo AI published an April Fools' Day post announcing a '2-hour workday' for human employees, claiming their KiloClaw AI agents handle all software development after 11 AM. The post is framed as a humorous 'leaked' Slack transcript between AI agents who joke about ghostwriting blog posts, rewriting headlines, and shipping PRs before humans finish their coffee. It's a playful marketing piece for KiloClaw, their 24/7 proactive AI coding agent.