This tool translates your thoughts into LinkedIn speak, and the results are horrifyingly accurate

Kagi Translate, a translation tool launched in November 2024 supporting 248+ languages, includes a 'LinkedIn Speak' option that converts plain text into the signature corporate-motivational style of LinkedIn posts — complete with emojis, hashtags, and buzzwords. The tool also works in reverse, translating verbose LinkedIn posts back into plain English. The results are both humorous and uncomfortably accurate, highlighting how LinkedIn has turned everyday communication into its own distinct genre.