In this gripping piece of high-impact journalism, I reveal that Canadian Tire may in fact be run by bears. This is a serious video that deserves a Pulitzer prize probably. 

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Sources:

Polar Bear Height: https://www.nwf.org/Magazines/National-Wildlife/2011/Polar-Bear-Day 

The polar bear is a marine mammal and the largest land carnivore: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Polar_bear (yes I’m using wikipedia as a source, fight me)

Bearspray vs bullets: https://above.nasa.gov/safety/documents/Bear/bearspray_vs_bullets.pdf 

Capsaicin doesn’t affect birds: https://www.nature.com/articles/35086653 

Canadian Tire - SABRE Wild Max Bear Attack Deterrent Spray, 225-g: https://www.canadiantire.ca/en/pdp/sabre-wild-max-bear-attack-deterrent-spray-225-g-0754091p.html 

Canadian Tire - SABRE Wild Bear Attack Deterrent/Repellent Spray, 225-g: https://www.canadiantire.ca/en/pdp/sabre-wild-bear-attack-deterrent-repellent-spray-225-g-0754476p.html

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