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Lonely Programmer

SQL Insanity

Developer: hits enter
SQL engine:
Developer: “OH NO!”
SQL engine: “…what?”
Developer: “Wait, why aren’t you deleting my data?”
SQL engine: “If you wanted it then you shoulda put a ; on it.”

This is why I always start with a SELECT query, then replace SELECT with DELETE.

Wrong, any deletion statemnt starts with “BEGIN TRANSACTION” 😆