Mythos is "too powerful" for humanity

A critical, comedic take on Anthropic's announcement of Claude Mythos, a new AI model they claim is too dangerous for public release. The author mocks the 245-page model card as corporate PR fanfic, questions the sincerity of Anthropic's safety concerns given that existing tools like Claude Code already enable security exploits, and ridicules the employee testimonials and model welfare assessment included in the report. The piece also calls out Anthropic's contradictory messaging around AI replacing software engineers while still actively hiring them.