I QUIT Unity! Notepad is my new Game Engine!

A satirical April Fools' joke from a veteran Unity game developer with over a decade of experience and multiple Steam games. The premise is abandoning Unity, Visual Studio, Blender, and Photoshop in favor of using Windows Notepad as an all-in-one game engine — editing scene files as raw text, writing OBJ files manually for 3D models, and using SVG for textures. The punchline is revealed at the end when the author notices the date is April 1st.