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Programmers Are Also Human's resource offers insights, tutorials, and resources for software developers and technology enthusiasts. Readers can learn about coding best practices, career advice, and personal development. With articles, interviews, and community engagement, Programmers Are Also Human provides  guidance and inspiration for navigating the tech industry and advancing in your career.

Programmers are also human

A humorous, satirical rant cycling through a parade of software architecture buzzwords and patterns — microkernel, CRDT, event-driven microservices, ports and adapters, MVC, and more — poking fun at over-engineered systems, AI hype, and the absurdity of enterprise Java stacks like JBoss, WebLogic, and WebSphere. Ends with a tongue-in-cheek suggestion to skip code entirely and just draw UML diagrams or read O'Reilly books.

I bet your AI can’t spawn this architect.

<p>Putting it this way, we really did go through a lot</p>
