I am monitoring the situation.

A satirical prose-poem about the culture of obsessive open-source intelligence (OSINT) gathering, contrasting passive news consumption with active signal-watching. It references flight tracking, BGP routing tables, Discord leaks, ADS-B traces, SEC filings, internet exchange points (DE-CIX, Equinix), and financial market signals as the 'real' sources of ground truth before mainstream news catches up. The piece blends geopolitical awareness, financial speculation, and internet culture into a darkly humorous portrait of the terminally online analyst.