Hello, World. The Dark Forest Just Got Autonomous (And Why Your AI Agent is Probably Going to Get Rekt).

A Web3 security auditor warns about the systemic risks of giving AI agents autonomous on-chain execution rights, including private key access and direct mempool broadcasting. LLMs hallucinate, are vulnerable to prompt injection, and can flip numbers or invent contract addresses — making them dangerous actors in DeFi without proper sandboxing. The author introduces Agent-Guardian, a zero-trust security layer designed to verify and constrain AI intent before it touches real networks, and outlines plans to share red-teaming research, architecture teardowns, and audit war stories.