A satirical guided meditation written for developers, using mindfulness and gardening metaphors to address the anxiety and frustration of managing npm dependency trees. It walks through 'body scans' for dependency-related stress, breathing exercises tied to the package lifecycle, visualizations of transitive dependencies,
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Body scan #Breathing exercise #Visualisation #Mantra #Letting go #Guided acceptance: the six dependency griefs #Closing #Sort: